Perfect Man

Things That A Perfect Guy Would Do

1. Known how to make you smile when you are down.
2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice.
3. Stick up for you, but still respect your independence.
4. Give you the remote control during the game.
5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you.
6. Play with your hair.
7. His hand would always find your hand.
8. Be cute when he really wants something.
9. Offer you plenty of massages.
10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork.
11. Never run out of love.
12. Be funny, but know when to be serious.
13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious.
14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.
15. React so cutely when you hit him and it acutally hurts.
16. Smile a lot.
17. Plans a romantic date full of things he wouldn't normally do because he knows it means a lot to you.
18. Appreciate you.
19. Help others out.
20 Drive five hours just to see you for one.
21. Always gives you a kiss when you leave, even when his friends are watching.
22. Sing, even if he can't.
23. Have a creative sense of humor.
24. Stare at you.
25. Call for no reason.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pria Ideal itu :
Tidak Merokok
Tidak Minum Alkohol
Tidak Judi
Tidak Selingkuh
Tidak Pernah Bohong
dan
Tidak PERNAH Ada !!
( bener juga !?! )







Kenapa sih cewek sekarang ini susah banget dapet cowok ?? 
Dibawah ini merupakan alasannya :

1. Cowok yang baik, mukanya jelek.
2. Cowok yang ganteng, kelakuannya jahat.
3. Cowok yang ganteng dan baik ternyata gay.
4. Cowok yang ganteng, baik, dan heteroseksual ternyata udah nikah.
5. Cowok yang tampangnya ga terlalu ganteng tapi baik, biasanya kere.
6. Cowok yang ga terlalu ganteng tapi baik dan kaya berpikir perempuan hanya tertarik pada uangnya.
7. Cowok yang ganteng tapi kere hanya ngincer uang perempuan.
8. Cowok ganteng yang ga terlalu baik dan heteroseksual, ngerasa perempuan yang ada kurang cantik.
9. Cowok yang menganggap perempuan yang ada cantik, heteroseksual, terus lumayan baik dan berduit, biasanya pengecut.
10. Cowok yang ganteng, lumayan baik dan berduit, dan puji Tuhan heteroseksual, ternyata terlalu pemalu dan ga mo maju duluan.
11. Cowok yang ga mau maju duluan malah ilfil sama perempuan yang maju duluan.







11 REASONS WHY WOMEN FIND IT HARD TO FiND THE MAN OF THEIR DREAMS

Message :

1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
5. The men who are not so handsome,but are nice men, have no money.
6. The men who are not so handsome,but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
7. The handsome men without money are after our money.
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual,are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE !!
11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

NOW, WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN ?

"Men are like a fine wine.
They all start out like grapes, and
it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark
until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with."