Sunday, August 4, 2013

Hati yang Baik


☆ Milikilah sebuah hati yang tidak pernah membenci.
☆ Sebuah senyuman yang tidak pernah memudar.
☆ Sebuah kejujuran yang tidak pernah berhenti.
☆ Sebuah sentuhan yang tidak pernah menyakiti.
☆ Dan sebuah hati yang mudah memaafkan. 



Never force Yourself to have a space in anyone's life,
 because if they really know your worth, they'll surely create one for You !
 -o0o-
If someone wants to be a part of your life, they'll make an effort to be in it.
So don't bother reserving a space in your heart for someone who doesn't make an effort to stay
 

Mudik pake motor


Mau mudik pake motor? 

Berikut adalah cara memilih motor utk mudik :

1. Pilihlah Sepeda Motor Irit Bahan Bakar, Harganya Murah yang Beroda Dua.
Ya! Harus dan wajib beroda dua, jangan lebih dari dua, klo beroda Tiga namanya Becak,
Semen atau Anti Nyamuk ... Apalagi cuma beroda satu, itu Sirkus namanya.

2. Pilihlah Sepeda Motor yang Bermesin.
Kalau anda ditawari oleh Salesman / Salesgirl sebuah sepeda motor tanpa mesin. ANDA SEDANG DITIPU! Bisa dipastikan itu bukan sepeda motor, tapi Sepeda Onthel.
Periksa dan Pastikan...! Ada atau tidak mesin di sepeda motor yang anda pilih.

3. Pilihlah yang memiliki Fitur Rem Lengkap di Sepeda Motor itu.
# Jangan terlena oleh penawaran menggiurkan : Sepeda motor canggih dengan spesifikasi mesin 4 tak, lampu kristal, spidometer LCD Touch Screen, bisa SMS, MMS, HSDPA 3,5G, WiFi Ready, kamera 8 MP, memori internal 30 GB, dll. KLO TIDAK ADA
FASILITAS REM- NYA....Itu sama saja dengan bunuh diri.

4. Pastikan Motor yg anda pilih dilengkapi dengan Spion, yaitu 2 buah cermin kecil di kanan kiri.
Klu cuman 1 cermin besar di depan anda, mungkin anda sedang masuk sanggar aerobik,
apalagi klu ada cewek pake baju ketat belajar ngitung, teriak2 ......5-6-7-8- satu.... Ahhh
cara ngitung yg aneh...

5. Perhatikan Bonus / Hadiah Langsung Dari Sepeda Motor. 

 Itu Sudah umum dilakukan para Dealer mengiming-imingi hadiah langsung seabrek agar sepeda motor-nya laris manis bak kacang goreng.
Jadi perhatikan penawaran hadiah langsung itu, Semakin Banyak dan Mahal Hadiahnya
Semakin Bagus.
Misalnya : Sepeda motor dengan hadiah langsung rumah mewah, sepeda motor beli 1 dapat 3, atau sepeda motor dengan diskon 70% walaupun keluaran tahun lalu tapi kan tetap sepeda motor juga namanya.

6. Perhatikan Apakah Sepeda Motor Itu Memiliki Knalpot Atau Tidak
Meski knalpot sangat menyusahkan (panas, berasap, bisa membuat kaki tidak indah lagi, dsb), tapi kehadiran knalpot mutlak adanya dalam sebuah sepeda motor yg bertujuan mengurangi polusi Suara dan Udara. Lagian Sepeda Motor yg nggak ada knalpot itu namanya Odong-Odong

7. Jangan Pilih Sepeda Motor Satria Baja Hitam
Meski terlihat keren dan mantap. Tapi jangan pilih sepeda motor kepunyaan Satria Baja
Hitam!
Kalau sepeda motornya anda ambil, lalu bagaimana nasib satria baja hitam-nya? Pastinya
kesulitan dalam membela kebenaran dan menegakkan keadilan, kalau untuk menuju medan
pertempuran dilalui dengan jalan kaki atau naik angkot.

8. Lengkapi sepeda motor anda dengan Surat2 kendaraan,
Pastikan itu bukan surat Cinta atau surat tagihan kartu kredit...

9. Ini yg Paling Penting......!!!
Jangan Pilih Sepeda Motor yang Lagi Di Parkir Di Depan Mini Market atau Di Tempat
Parkiran.... Apalagi klu ada CCTV yg mungkin sedang mengawasi anda...
Pilih yg ada di tempat parkir tukang nasi goreng atau penjual rujak yg ga pake cctv....eh..!!! Hampir keceplosan..!!!




Setan Minta Pensiun


Setan: "Ya tuhan, saya mau pensiun aja!"
Tuhan: "Kenapa kamu minta pensiun padahal kamu yang meminta untuk slalu menggoda
manusia?"

Setan: "Amit-amit sekarang kelakuan manusia udah melebihi setan, hamba kuatir justru hamba yang tergoda oleh manusia. Makanya hamba minta pensiun aja"

ini alasannya:
Manusia BERZINA, yang enak dia, yang disalahkan SETAN.
Manusia KORUPSI yang menikmati dia, katanya digoda SETAN.
Manusia SELINGKUH dia keenakan, katanya dipengaruhi SETAN.
Manusia ke DISKOTIK dan karaoke disana bernyanyi-nyanyi, senggol sana sini, katanya disuruh SETAN.
Manusia yang BERJUDI, katanya ajakan SETAN. Padahal hamba nggak bisa gunain duit.
Manusia BERBOHONG karna pengaruh SETAN, padahal untung ruginya gak ada buat SETAN.
Manusia MAKAN SIANG hari di bulan ramadhan katanya SETAN, padahal temen-temen SETAN pada di penjara.

Setan: "pokoknya hamba pengen pensiun aja. Manusia bener-bener kebangetan deh"

Perhitungan THR




tips aman tinggalkan rumah saat mudik


1. Kunci pintu, nyalakan tv dan radio cukup keras, letakan sandal (sandal jepit lebih disarankan). Tidak usah terlalu banyak, mungkin 20-30 pasang. Supaya malingnya takut masuk, biar dikira saudara dari kampung lagi datang. Kalo sandal ilang biasalah. udah resiko, yang penting nggak masuk rumah.

2. Kalau ragu dengan tips no 1, berikut tips no 2, Matikan lampu dan buka sedikit gorden, gantungkan guling dengan bentuk seperti pocong gantung diri di gorden yang sedikit terbuka tadi. Dijamin maling mengurungkan niatnya karena masuk rumah pocong.

3. Masih ragu dengan tips 1 dan 2? Tenang saja, masih ada tips no 3. Pasang Papan atau
Triplek di depan rumah, tulis tulisan "RUMAH INI DIJUAL" atau "RUMAH INI DISITA BANK". Ngga bakal deh tu maling masuk rumah bermasalah.

4. Masih ragu dengan Tips nomor 1 s/d 3, masih ada Tips no 4 yang paling cetar
membahana... Pergilah ke kantor polisi dan pinjam Police Line (Garis Polisi). Pasang disekeliling rumah, belilah 2-3 ekor ayam untuk bekal mudik, sembelih ayamnya dan jangan lupa cecerkan darahnya disekeliling rumah. Seakan-akan rumah sedang terjadi
pertumpahan darah atau pembunuhan. Yakin deh, maling ngga akan mendekat ama rumah yg lagi ada pembunuhan berdarah-darah.

5. Udah 4 tips tuh, masa masih ragu, kalo masih ragu ampun dah, tips terakhir, bawa mudik
aja tu rumah... Gitu aja kok repot...

Wkwkwk

Tips Mudik Lebaran


1. Silakan mudik kemana pun, asal jngn Ke hati mantan.

2. kalo naik mobil jangan duduk di sebelah kanan supir, jangan....

3. Pake bajaj supaya ga ada nyamuk. Karna nyamuk sini cuma takut tiga roda.

4. bawa kendaraan seperlunya aja, jangan berlebihan.

5. Jika bertemu dengan kemacetan tolong disuruh pulang, bilang dicariin emaknya.

6. Hindari macet, dengan cara mudik 15 hari sesudah lebaran.

7. Agar ban mobil tidak cepat gundul sebelum mudik sering2 dikeramas dan creambath.

8. jgn lupa bawa cemilan! Jadi bisa ngemil di jalan biar puasanya kuat pas mudik.

9. Bawa banyak amplop kosong, "mampir" di kondangan sepanjang pantura saat lapar.

10. Ngaku anak jendral biar mudik pake motor bisa masuk TOL.

11. Jika Terpaksa Harus Membanting Setir, Pastikan Setir Sudah Terlepas dari Mobil.

12. Jika jalur alternatif dirasa terlalu padat bisa coba jalur pop atau dangdut.

13. Hindari mudik pake kereta, kereta bayi misalnya.

14. Agar mesin bertenaga, bahan bakarnya diganti kuku bima energi.

14. Buat yang pacarnya ditinggal mudik jangan lupa pacarnya dikunci stang

15. jangan titipin pacar di tempat penitipan kendaraan terminal. kendaraan aja banyak yg ilang, apalagi pacar.

16. Titipkan Pacar Anda di Pegadaian Syariah selama mudik agar tidak terjadi hal-hal yang tidak diinginkan.



I asked a chinese girl if she would like to go out with me for a date and I asked her number so I can call her. 
She got excited and said : sex sex sex free sex tonight... 
wow such an open minded girl :P
but then my friend told me she really meant to say 6663629.
wkwkwkwk



NEVER waste time on someone who DOESN'T even bother wasting time for you, 
BUT be with someone who will say "Time is wasted if I'm NOT WITH YOU"

There are songs that can really make you cry when you hear them.

But it’s actually not the song that makes you cry,

It’s the people and things that comes first into your mind.


If someone really wanted you, they'd actually put some effort into trying to get your attention, and make sacrifices for you..
They wouldn't just tell you they wanted you, they'd show you in every little way possible that they want you..


Sometimes, it's not the person you miss. 
It's the feelings and moments you had when you were with them.

Deep in my heart, I'm suffering, knowing that I've lost you.
On the outside, I'm living, pretending that I've forgotten you.


A girl never express her liking for a boy,
Thinking boy should express first

n

A boy never express with a fear of losing her as a friend,
That’s why love stories end before it starts.


i really wonder why people suddenly change after they get what they wanted.
one day they’re sweet, the next day, they’re not.
one day they’re here, the next day they’re not.
one day you’re important to them, the next day you’re worthless.
one day they love you, the next day they don’t care about you.
that’s how ironic people and things can be.
but it’s still your choice. cause you choose to get hurt when you choose to be in love.


if u really want to give someone a gift, try giving them your time & attention.
a loving heart doesn't expect anything more than that ...!


You change for two reasons.
Either you learn enough that you want to or you’ve been hurt enough that you have to


There comes a time in life when you have to accept and move on, hope and never look back, smile and forget the pain and most importantly, love and let go.

She wants to fall in love with you, but she's afraid of getting hurt, afraid of lies and afraid she'll end up with only tears in her eyes. 
It's like she's incredibly lonely, but too scared of getting close to anyone at the same time.

Don't give up, okay ?
I know you've been hurt, I know how it feels. Believe me, I do. But the feeling will pass. The tears will stop falling. Your heart will heal itself.


Love is when I see the smile on your face n be perfectly sure that I'm the reason behind it 

When u are HAPPY u want to reach the person u love the most...
But...
When u are SAD u want to reach the person who loves u the most


It's really sad,
To miss someone who wouldn't miss me..
To love someone who wouldn't love me..
To give my life to someone who wouldn't live for me


Don't Leave someone you love for someone you like...
because someone you like will leave you for someone they love !!!


When you love someone.. you never let them go..
If they love you.. they will never let you go..
Remember true love only grows.. never dies. 


Heart Is Similar To Mirror

Mirror Shows Our Reflection
&
Heart Shows Affection

Both Have One Similarity

Both Can't Be Reformed After Breaking


Love & Rain Both Are Same

Both Gives Our Life True Joy

But

Basic Difference Is...

Rain Wets Our Body

&

Love Wets Our Eyes !


BoY : Who is ur enemY ??

girl : MY Heart is My worst enemy Bcoz It's mine and beats For You


ωнєη тιмє cσмєѕ ƒσя υ тσ gινє υя нєαят тσ ѕσмєσηє,
мαкє ѕυяє υ ѕєℓєcт ѕσмєσηє ωнσ ωιℓℓ ηєνєя вяєαк υя нєαят,
cυz вяσкєη нєαятѕ нαѕ ηєνєя ѕραяє ραятѕ


It Is Sad When You Realize
You Are Not As Important
To Someone
As They Are To You !


In life, there are too many hard decisions
Pick one and follow it. But do not turn and head back because you never know what's going to happen.

~o~

Sometimes you have to let life turn you upside down, so you can learn how to live, right side up.


Decisions are the hardest to make especially when it's a choice between where you should be and where you want to be

All our lives we search for someone who makes us complete. 
We choose partners and change partners. 
We dance the song of heartbreak and hope all the while, wondering if somewhere, somehow there is someone searching for us ♥♥♥
If it's important to you, you'll find a way.
If not, you'll find an excuse.

-o0o-

When you're important to another person, he/she will always find a way to make time for you. No excuses, no lies, no broken promises !!
 

Mix Max Quotes








Sometimes we need someone to simply be there, not to fix anything or do anything in particular, but just to let us feel we are supported and cared about. 




































If some one asks you with whom u want to spend your entire life, you should simply say "Someone who can understand that i am not perfect" 































When people make you feel unwanted, don’t leave to make them feel sad or guilty. THEY WON’T.
Leave because you no longer have a reason to stay.
Sometimes, you have to be strong for yourself.
What’s meant to be will end up good and what’s not, WON’T.
Love is worth fighting for, but you cannot be the only one left fighting.