Moments of Joy: February 08, 2016

Monday, February 8, 2016

This is a leaked document from a US Intelligence that an American CIA agent in China sent back to headquarters yesterday:

China exhibits signs of collapsing. All factories stopped work,all shops closed their doors, Government offices have all stopped, Shares not trading, the wealthiest have dragged their family from their homes and gone overseas, locals busy buying rations n foods, most houses doors display red notices verses of seeking n begging, social disorder with people generally not doing anything except drinking n gambling the young n children going around in groups begging for money, the whole country seem to have collapsed......."

CIA HEADQUARTERS REPLY: Idiot! They are celebrating Chinese New Year!

Gong Xi Fa Chai

“Xin Nian Kuai Le.” – “Selamat tahun baru.”

“Shen Ti Jian Kang.” – “Semoga selalu sehat.”

“Da Ji Da Li.” – “Semoga mendapat berkah dan keberuntungan besar.”

“Bu Bu Gao Sheng.” – “Semoga maju terus/dapat promosi pekerjaan, hubungan/usaha meningkat.”

“Sheng Yi Xing Rong.” – “Semoga usaha bertambah jaya.”

“Wan Shi Ru Yi.” – “Semoga semua keinginan terpenuhi.”

“Gong Xi Fa Chai.” – “Berbahagia dan cepat kaya.”

“Nian Nia You Yu.” – “Semoga tiap tahun selalu makmur.”

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Saudaraku, besok sudah thn br Imlek, hari ini aku minta maaf jika selama ini ada bikin kesel, jengkel, marah, n kadang" pernah eqois 😉

Hari masuknya tahun baru imlek pun tak terasa sudah tiba

Sekali melangkah, pantang menyerah

semoga ∂i tahun 2016 smua sehat" slalu Dan berbahagialah dlm suatu tujuan

Hati dendam hilangkan, krn godaan setan.

Hati benci buanglah, krn hanya mengganggu persaudaraan.

hati marah hapuskan, krn hanya bikin pusing kepala.

tapi.... 👸🏻

Hati yg serius tanamkan untuk berbagi sesama ∂i hari imlek,

Hati yg berbahagia, jadikan hari yg istimewa, bercanda dan berkumpul bareng bersama keluarga di hari raya imlek .

Smg Tuhan memberkati ќiτά *kesehatan, rezeki, ∂αη panjang umur

⌣ 👼 Å♍ɪ̣̇N̤̈̊ 🙏
█▬█άppy New Year
🏮🍡👧🏻🍭🎎🎏
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. 🎀 (())))))))🎀
♣̮̮((Ơ̴̴̴͡ ˛̮ Ơ̴̴̴͡))♣̮̮
(🌺 _)>(")<(_ 🌺)
GONG-XI-FA-CAI
🌿🍁🌾🍂🍃🍄
-- 恭喜发财 --
* Ġōng メǐ Ŧā Ćái
--❤ 新年快乐 ---
*メīn Nián ƙuài Lè.
-- 💗 身体健康 --
* Shen ti jian gang. - 💙合家平安 -
* He jia ping an .
-- 💖万事如意 --
* Wan Šhǐ řu Ỳǐ
--💛 歲歲平安 --
* Šuì Šuì píng ān.
-- 💚年年有餘 --
* Nián Nián Ỳǒu Ỳú
-- 💞心想事成. --
* Xin xiang shi cheng -- 💜龙马精神 --
*Long ma jing shen--💕 事事顺利 --
* Shi shi sun li.
--🏮恭喜大发财 -
*Gong xi ta fa cai👪

.┏┻┓. ┏┻┓  . ┃新┃ 🌺 ┃合┃  . ┃年┃ 💐 ┃家┃  . ┃快┃ 🌹-┃幸┃ . . ┃乐┃ 🌻 ┃福┃  Нαρρч Chinese New Year..恭喜发财 👏🏻

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☆★☆ Hɑppγ Chinese Ŋєω Ƴєɑґ ☆★☆

☑ 恭喜发财 Gong Xi Fa Cai ( Wishing you obtain a lots of money, etc )

☑ 新年快乐 Xin Nian Kuai Le ( Happy New Year )

☑ 身体健康 Shen Ti Jian Kang ( Have strong body and good healthy )

☑ 连年有余 Lian Nian You Yu (Every year have many deposit of money)

☑ 心想事成 Xin Xiang Shi Cheng ( All wishes come true )

☑ 万事如意 Wan Shi Ru Yi ( hope always succecs )

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猴年送你五只猴：🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒
Hóunián sòng nǐ wǔzhī hóu:
This Monkey year, I give you five monkeys:

机灵诡秘如猕猴，
jīling guǐmì rú míhóu,
the ingenuity of the macaque,

健康快乐像马猴，
jiànkāng kuàilè xiàng mǎhóu,
the health and happiness of the monkey,

悠闲富贵似猴子，
yōuxián fùguì shì hóuzi,
the leisure and wealth of monkey-kind,

无忧无虑比猿猴，
wúyōu wúlǜ bǐ yuánhóu,
the lightheartedness of apes and monkeys,

聪明伶俐胜孙猴。
cōngmíng línglì shèng sūnhóu.
and intelligence and wit surpassing the Monkey King.

恭祝大家新年快乐! 猴年大吉!
zhù nǐ hóu nián dàjí
Wish you luck in the Year of the Monkey!