Chineseman vs Bule

Ada kisah seorang China dengan seorang Inggris yang saling tak mengerti bahasa mereka masing-masing pergi ke restoran makan bersama. Dengan bahasa Inggris seadanya mereka saling menyetujui makanan yang dipesan dan ketika makanan datang mereka mulai makan.

Saat Pesta berlangsung, Tiap kali orang China angkat gelas, ia berkata pada kawan Inggrisnya : Gan Pei ! (baca : Kan Pei ; artinya Bersulang). Si inggris pun tertegun. Tetapi dia melanjutkan makannya

Hal itu terus berulang, setiap kali si China mau minum, dia berseru : Gan Pei !

Akhirnya si inggris meletakkan alat makan dan berkata keras kepada kawan China, "it's all right if you CAN'T PAY ! I'll pay ! Now, shut up and eat !!!" :-p =))


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"BEST JOKE" award winner in UK


A Chinese man walked into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. 
As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushed over to him, and asked for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gave him a slap and said, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here!"
The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese".
 
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gave Spielberg a slap and said, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."
 
Shocked, Spielberg replied "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."
The Chinese replied, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."