Wednesday, November 16, 2011

If you let me


I am incredibly awkward and negative.
I get attached to easily and I hold on for too long. 
I don't like opening up to people.
I hide behind my fake smiles.
I am probably one of the most difficult people you will ever meet.
But I can be sweet.
I am a great listener.
I will guard your secrets with my life.
I can be one of the best things to happen in your life.... if you let me

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

kiamat 2012 dibatalkan

 INFO Dari LANGIT...! 
Dibritahukn kpd sluruh mahluk di dunia bhw kiamat 2012 dibatalkan.
Ada sedikit kesalhn teknis dlm prsiapan kiamat tsb.
Krn wilyah surga & neraka sdg dlm RENOVASI perluasan, agar pd saat kiamat nanti tdk trjdi kepadatan pnduduk.
Maka dr itu kiamat diundur pd thn 2013.
Bagi yg blm tobat jgn panik.
Panitia kiamat minta maaf yg sebesar2nya atas pembatalan kiamat ini.
Atas prhatiannya, kami ucapkn terima kasih.

NB : mohon utk disebarkan ke teman2 anda yg byk dosanya.. :DX_X=D=D=D=D=D=D=D=D =))WªªKªªKªªKªªKªª=)):) 
If someone wants to be a part of your life, they'll make an effort to be in it. Don't bother reserving a space in your heart for someone who doesn't make an effort to stay.

People do what people actually want to do. This simple statement holds itself to be true in 99% of peoples lives. If a person really wants to do a certain thing, and they have their heart set on it, then more than likely they will accomplish it. This especially holds true in a lot of relationships you may encounter, if you haven't already encountered it. When someone doesn't show up when they say they will, always cancels plans, or just doesn't come around even though they have ample opportunity to, chances are they really don't want to be a part of your life.

Realizing and accepting this may be a very hard pill to swallow, but is essential for ones happiness. To combat this it is essential that you cut the people out of your life who make no time for you when they have the opportunities to. Doing so will free your mind eventually, and will also free your calendar. Now you have time to spend with someone who wants to spend that time with you as much as you want with them. Starting new relationships may seem difficult at first, but change is an essential function of life. We must embrace change and let the things go in our lives that are broken, and that have no possible way of being fixed. You ultimately can't make someone make time for you, so it is imperative that you find someone who has no qualms with and that is enthusiastic about.

FOTOGRAFER UDARA



Seorang fotografer mendapat tugas dari editornya untuk mengambil gambar kebakaran hutan yang sedang terjadi di Kalimantan. Si fotografer segera berangkat ke lapangan terbang Pondok Cabe mencari pesawat ringan Cessna yang disewa kantornya. Doi pun segera naik ke sebuah pesawat yang mesinnya sedang hidup. "Woi, Mas! Buruan berangkat! Kita udah telat, nih!" teriak si fotografer pada seorang laki-laki yang duduk di kursi pilot.

"Ya....iya...sabar, Pak," kata laki-laki itu gugup. Pesawat ringan itu kemudian mengudara dengan susah payah. sesampainya di atas wilayah udara Kalimantan, cuaca mendadak buruk dan penuh asap. "Mas, turunin pesawatnya sedikit, bikin manuver, aku mau ngambil gambar nih!" kata si fotografer.

"A...pa, Pak? Ngambil gambar??" tanya si lelaki.

"Iya. Aku ini fotografer udara!" .

"Apa??? Fotografer??? Jadi Bapak bukan instruktur terbang yang mau ngajarin saya cara mendarat?!!!"

Istilah KB



1. Kalau 5 tahun kawin, langsung punya 4 anak, itu berarti KB = KUMPUL BOCAH.
2. Kalau 5 tahun kawin, anak cuma satu, itu berarti KB = KURANG BERGAIRAH.
3. Kalau sudah 5 tahun kawin, belum punya anak, itu berarti, KB = KURANG BISA.
4. Kalau 5 tahun pacaran belum juga kawin, itu berarti, KB = KAGAK BERANI.
5. Kalo kagak pacaran tapi punya anak, itu berarti KB = Ketelanjuran Bunting
6. Kalo kagak punya pacar dan anak, itu berarti KB = Kayaknya Bencong deh

Pelupa berat

Ada anak sekolah namanya Andi, ia kelas 5 SD. Suatu pagi ia pingin berangkat sekolah, lalu minta izinlah ia ke Bapaknya.
 

"Pak.., saya kesekolah dulu ya!" kata Andi
"Iya, berangkat sana! Tapi kamu ngga lupa sesuatu? Celana kamu mana..!!!"  kata Bapak  

"Iya pak, saya lupa pakai celana...." kata Andi
"Dasar Pelupa kamu!!!" kata Bapak  

Keesokan harinya Andi mau berangkat lagi kesekolah, seperti biasanya minta izin dulu ama bapaknya.
 

"Pak.., hari ini saya mau kesekolah dulu dan sekarang sudah tidak ada lagi yang ketinggalan" kata Andi
"Yakin...? lalu buku gambar kamu mana?" kata Bapak
 

" iya, saya lupa pak!!!" kata Andi
"Kamu ini, masih kecil udah pikun bagaimana klo gede nanti..?" kata Bapak 

Keesokannya lagi minta izin lagi ke bapak,
 

"Pak hari ini saya mau berangkat sekolah, dan semua sudah komplit. Mulai seragam sekolah, tas, sepatu, buku gambar dan penggaris semua Ok pak..." kata Andi dengan nada yakin dan percaya diri
 

Tiba-tiba pantat Andi ditendang bapak dari belakang.
"Dasar bego, ini hari minggu goblok...." kata Bapak dengan nada kesal dan marah-marah.
 

Sepeda milenium


Waktu itu, ef lagi jalan kaki menuju suatu tempat. tiba-tiba di tengah jalan, ef bertemu dengan teman lamanya yoyo yang lagi asik bersepeda. terjadilah dialog : 


Yoyo : "ef, mau kemana?"
ef : "biasa nih, mo ke markas ngumpul bareng ama temen2x ya elo sendiri darimana?"
 

yoyo : "oh..., aku abis kirim e-mail"
ef : (dengan tampang oon) "wah, hebat euy. emang sekarang bisa ya kirim e-mail pake sepeda?"
yoyo : (gubrak)

Sepatoe Boeaya


Seorang perempuan ingin memiliki sebuah sepatu dari kulit buaya. Dia pun pergi ke toko sepatu dan kecewa karena mahalnya.
"Mahal amat sih," tanya si perempuan.
"Kalau ingin murah ya menangkap buaya sendiri saja sana", ketus si pemilik toko.
 
Terinspirasi oleh perkataan si pemilik toko, perempuan tersebut pergi ke sungai besar di daerah situ sambil membawa senjata api.

Beberapa saat kemudian si pemilik toko datang dan terkagum-kagum melihat tiga ekor buaya mati ditumpuk di pinggir sungai. Sementara itu si perempuan terlihat di tengah sungai sedang membidikkan senjatanya ke seekor buaya lainnya.


Suara tembakan terdengar, kemudian si perempuan menyeret buaya ke-empat ke pinggir sungai dan kemudian menyumpah,
"Sialan..!! Yang ini juga nggak pakai sepatu..!."

Tragedi Buah Apel

Seorang guru wanita sedang mengajar murid-muridnya di hari pertama masuk sekolah. Di atas papan tulis ia mencoba menggambar buah apel, lalu sambil membalikkan badannya, ia bertanya kepada para murid :
"Gambar apa ini ?"
Tak ayal para murid secara serentak berseru: "Pantat!"
 

Mendengar jawaban tersebut, guru tersebut menangis sambil setengah berlari mencari kepala sekolah untuk mengadukan perilaku murid-muridnya.

Melihat tangisan sang guru wanita tersebut, kepala sekolah tanpa menanyakan alasannya, langsung saja menerjang masuk ke ruang kelas, lalu dengan emosi ia memarahi semua murid:
"Kalian sungguh berani-beraninya mempermainkan seorang guru! Apa yang kalian lakukan terhadapnya ?!"
 
Sesaat ruang kelas menjadi senyap, semua murid jadi bengong, sang kepala sekolah kemudian menoleh ke arah papan tulis, ia semakin marah ketika melihat apa yang tergambar di papan tulis :
"Ini sudah keterlaluan, kalian bahkan berani menggambar pantat di papan tulis!"
Mendengar ini sang guru wanita langsung pingsan.

Cewek Telanjang Naik Taksi

Cewek telanjang nekat naik taksi, sopir taksi pun melotot.
Si cewek pun marah-marah. "Gak pernah liat orang telanjang apa!!!"
Sopir taksipun menjawab, "Aku cuma bingung kamu nanti ngeluarin duit dari mana!!!"

Diperkosa Kemarin Malam

Suatu hari seorang WTS sedang pergi berbelanja di suatu mall. Saat dia ingin membayar, tiba-tiba si kasir berkata:
Kasir: "Maaf mbak! Uang anda ini palsu..."
Pelacur: "Hah... Masa sih??? Coba saya lihat!!! Sialan!!! Berarti kemarin malam saya telah diperkosa!!!"

Bahasa Asing

Nenek tikus pergi jalan-jalan membawa kedua cucu tikusnya. Tiba-tiba ia melihat seekor kucing sedang berjalan menghampirinya. Dengan cepat ia menarik kedua cucunya dan bersembunyi di balik rumput-rumputan yang tebal.
 
Sang kucing tidak melihat mereka dan tetap melangkah ke arah persembunyian mereka.
Dengan kerasnya si nenek tikus berteriak, "Guk,,,, guk,,,, guk,,,," sang kucing berhenti sejenak untuk mendengarkan.
 

Kembali si nenek tikus berteriak,"guk,,, guk,,, guk,,, GUK,,,,!!!!!!"
Sang kucing akhirnya perlahan-lahan berjalan menjauhi tempat persembunyian mereka.
 

Dengan bangganya sang nenek tikus berkata kepada kedua cucunya,
"Kalian lihat cucu-cucuku,,, adalah sangat berguna jika kita bisa menguasai bahasa asing,,,"

Balas Dendam

Seorang gadis, hitam manis, duduk di sebuah bar...
"Permisi, boleh saya mentraktir anda minum?", tawar seorang laki2x muda menghampirinya.
"Apa?
Ke hotel?", teriak si gadis.
"Bukan, bukan. Jangan salah paham. Saya hanya menawari minuman......"
"Kau meminta aku menemanimu ke hotel?", teriak si gadis lebih keras.
 
Merasa ditolak, dengan perasaan malu, laki-laki muda itu beringsut dan duduk di sudut ruangan.
Semua orang di bar menatap laki-laki itu dengan sinis dan mencibir.
 

Beberapa menit kemudian, si gadis menghampiri si laki-laki muda itu.
"Maafkan saya. Saya sedang menyamar. Sebenarnya, saya adalah seorang mahasiswi psikologi yang sedang mempelajari tingkah laku manusia di situasi yang tidak dikehendakinya."
 
Si laki-laki menatap dengan tampang dingin.
Kemudian berteriak dengan amat kerasnya, "Berapa?
Dua ratus ribu??!!!" ???????!!!!!!!

Siapa Pakai Tusuk Gigi????


Seorang majikan marah-marah soalnya tusuk gigi di meja makannya cepet banget habis.
 

"Bik, apakah Bibik sering mengambil tusuk gigi? Tiap hari kok makin berkurang?!" tanya sang majikan pada pembantunya.
 

Sambil sedikit gemetar si pembantu menjawab, "Wah, bukan saya tuan, saya kalau habis pakai tusuk gigi pasti saya kembalikan ke tempatnya lagi." 

Anak Buah Tanggap

Seorang manajer bertanya-tanya ketika melihat salah satu karyawannya yang sedang duduk bengong di balik mejanya. Ia tampak stres berat. 

Si manajer kemudian memberi saran, "Tirulah aku. Selama dua minggu berturut-turut aku pulang lebih awal dari biasanya, dan meminta istriku untuk memandikanku. Ini benar-benar membantu. Cobalah!"
 
2 minggu kemudian si manajer melihat karyawannya itu bekerja dengan riang dan bersemangat.
"Kayaknya saranku berhasil, nih. Bagaimana, Joko?" tanya si manajer.
"Bener, bos!" jawab Joko, "Sungguh luar biasa! Dan ngomong-ngomong, kamar mandi Bapak keren banget!"

TRAGEDI WTC


Begitu mendengar 6 (enam) orang berkebangsaan Indonesia yang bekerja di lantai 90 gedung WTC dapat lolos dari maut, pihak CNN segera mewawancarai mereka......
 

CNN : Bagaimana keadaan anda sekarang ini ??
WNI : Ya, kami semua baik-baik saja.
 

CNN : Suatu anugrah dari Tuhan sehinga anda semua dapat lolos dari maut.
WNI : Ya, kami bersyukur akan kebesaran Tuhan.
 

CNN : Dapat anda ceritakan, bagaimana anda semua dapat lolos dari tragedi ini ??
WNI : Ah ini...semua hanya karena kebiasaan bangsa kami saja....
 
CNN : Maksud anda ??
WNI : Ya, kami semua sudah terlatih untuk datang selalu terlambat. Sehingga saat kami tiba, eh gedung 

WTC-nya sudah nggak ada lagi.... yach selamatlah kami semua....
CNN : @#%#^&%&*

PROTES SANG PENDETA


Suatu ketika seorang Pendeta protes pada Tuhan.
 

Pendeta: Tuhan..., kenapa sopir bis kota itu lebih dulu masuk surga daripada saya?
Tuhan: Karena dia lebih berjasa dibanding kamu...!!!
 

Pendeta: Ah, masak sih...!
Tuhan: Ya..!! Ketika sopir itu mengemudi. Semua umatku berdoa...! Tapi ketika kamu berkotbah..., semua umatku tertidur...!

Monday, November 14, 2011

GARA-GARA MINYAK URAPAN


Dua orang pendeta asyik bicara soal banjir besar di Kelapa Gading.
Pendeta 1: dulu waktu kerusuhan mei 1998, Kelapa Gading aman tidak ada kerusuhan karena aku beri minyak "urapan"(= doa).
Pendeta 2: iya tul, dan karena kebanyakan minyak urapan..Tahun 2007 malah terjadi banjir besar.

3-B

Seorang pemuda datang berkonsultasi kepada pendeta.
 

Pemuda : "Pendeta, mengapa saya tidak pernah menemukan jodoh saya? Mengapa saya belum berhasil mendapatkan seorang pacar sekalipun?"
Pendeta: "Gadis seperti apa yang kau inginkan?"
 

Pemuda : "Saya menginginkan gadis yang putih, cantik, tinggi, pintar, perhatian dan mencintai saya."
Pendeta: "Ohhh ... kalau begitu kamu harus melaksanakan ajaran "3B". "B" yang pertama adalah "BERUSAHA", apakah kamu sudah cukup berusaha?"
 

Pemuda : "Wah ... yang namanya usaha tuh sudah saya lakukan dengan maksimal. Sudah sangat banyak tempat yang saya lalui demi mendapatkan gadis impian saya itu."
Pendeta: "Kalau begitu kamu harus melaksanakan "B" yang kedua, yaitu "BERDOA" bila perlu berdoa dan berpuasa."
 

Pemuda : "Pak Pendeta, setiap hari saya berdoa untuk hal ini, bahkan berpuasa Senin Kamis ...."
Pendeta: "Wah, mungkin kamu harus melaksanakan ajaran "B" yg ketiga."
 
Pemuda : "Apa itu, Pak?"
Pendeta: "BERCERMIN!"

Smary Saklitinov


Seorang guru baru tengah mengabsen murid-muridnya. Sang guru tertarik dengan sebuah nama, dan dengan penasaran si guru lalu memanggil muridnya.

Guru: "Smary Saklitinov, coba kemari!"
Murid: "Ya bu, saya."

Guru: "Sini kamu nak, kamu keturunan Yugoslavia yach?"
Murid: "Nggak bu!"

Guru: "Lalu kenapa nama kamu Smary Saklitinov?"
Murid: "Oo...itu, Smary itu singkatan dari nama bapak saya (S)urtono dan ibu saya (Mary)anti.

Guru: "Mmmm...lalu Saklitinov?"
Murid: "Sabtu Kliwon Tiga November."

225 M


Dua orang murid sedang berjalan-jalan di sebuah museum. Lalu mereka melihat sebuah mumi. Dibawahnya bertuliskan 225 M..
Murid 1 : "225 M itu maksudnya apa ya?
Murid 2 : "Mungkin itu nomor mobil yang menabraknya dulu."

Absen Kelas


Di kelas 1 sebuah Sekolah Dasar sedang ada absen kelas...
Guru: "Nana Yuliani!"
Nana: "Saya, Bu!"

Guru: "David Hutagalung!"
David: "Saya, Bu!"

Guru: "Tono Surtono M!"
Tono: "Saya, Bu!"

Guru: "Tono, tolong sini sebentar..."
Tono: "Kenapa, Bu Guru?"

 Guru: "Ibu agak nggak suka sama nama kamu. Kalo udah Tono, jangan pake Surtono lagi. Jadinya aneh. Bilangin itu ke bapak kamu, ya!?"
Tono: "Iya, Bu!"

Guru: "Ngomong-ngomong, M-nya itu singkatan dari apa?"
Tono: "Martono, Bu!"

Tukang daging


Suatu pagi lewatlah seorang penjual daging...
"Dageeeng! Dageeeeennngg! !!" teriaknya.

Seorang ibu rumah tangga yang sedang sakit gigi sewot banget mendengar teriakan si tukang daging.
Ibu: "Hei tukang daging! Lu kagak punya otak ya....!!!??? "
Tukang daging : "Wah kebetulan gak punya, Bu. Hari ini daging semua..."

Pelayan toko


Di sebuah toko bahan bangunan :
Pembeli : Tolong dong pakunya 1 Kg.
Pelayan : Dibungkus ya...?
Pembeli : enggak, makan di sini aja (dengan muka kesal)
Pelayan : $*%$

Cheating vs Teaching

The Alphabets In
"C H E A T I N G"
and
"T E A C H I N G"
Are Same,
Thus The One Who 'Cheats' You Always 'Teaches' You Something In Life.

Stay strong

 
My life has its flaws, but it's the only one I got. I'm going to hold my head high, look on the bright side, and smile even when I want to cry; because I'm not letting anyone or anything bring me down.

END & NO

 
End is Not the End, in fact E.N.D Is "Effort Never Dies" 
If you get NO as an Answer, Then Remember NO Is "Next Opportunity"

Superb Sentences

Superb Sentences
Shakespeare :
"Never Play With The Feelings Of Others, Because You May Win The Game. But The Risk Is That You Will Surely Lose The Person For A Life Time".

Napoleon :
"The world suffers a lot. Not because of the violence of bad people, But because of the silence of good people !"

Einstein :
"I am thankful to all those who said NO to me,
It's because of them I did it myself.."

Abraham Lincoln :
"If friendship is your weakest point then you are the strongest person in the world"

Shakespeare :
"Laughing Faces Do Not Mean That There Is Absence Of Sorrow !
But It Means That They Have The Ability To Deal With It".

William Arthur :
"Opportunities Are Like Sunrises, If You Wait Too Long You Can Miss Them".

Sunday, November 13, 2011

people who are ready to light the road with you

 Life is never about proving people that you are a good person.

Sometimes, the bad things matter for in your dark side you see people who are ready to light the road with you.

It's not how many your friends are or how people roam around you but it's how few of them accepts your being you.

For in your nothingness, people who are TRUE to you find reasons to love you still.

Rail transport in China


Classes

The first character of the route identifier indicates the class of the passenger train, often determined by the speed and the relative number of stops the train makes along the way.
As the Rule of The Edit and Management of Train Timetable, a rule issued by Ministry of Railway, the arrangement of following passenger train classes was put into practice from April 1, 2009.
G ("Gaosu"; High Speed EMU)
This is a series for long-distance high-speed trains. G1-G5998 is used for the trains that run in more than one railway bureau's territory, while G6001-G9998 is used for the trains that run in only one railway bureau's territory.
C ("Chengji"; Intercity EMU Train)
This series has become available after August 1, 2008 with the opening of Beijing–Tianjin Intercity Rail. It represents the EMU trains with shorter travel distances, and mainly running within one railway bureau. The top speed is 350 km/h. C1-C1998 for the trains running through two or more railway bureaus, C2001-C9998 for the trains running within one railway bureau.
D ("Dongche"; EMU Train)
This series has become available after the sixth rise in speed of the railway on April 18, 2007. The top speed will be 250 km/h. These trains are powered using CRH series electric multiple units (EMUs) named "Harmony" (Chinese:和谐号, Hexiehao). D1-D3998 for the trains running through two or more railway bureaus, D4001-D9998 for the trains running within one railway bureau.
As of 2009, D-series trains provide fast frequent service between main cities in China. For example:
Besides, a few other nighttime D trains go to more remote destinations, such as the services between Shanghai and Beijing.
Z ("Zhida"; Direct Express)
Though its name in Chinese (直达 Zhida) technically implies a "non-stop" overnight train, some of these trains have several stops between the two stations. The majority have both soft sleepers and hard sleepers, while some Z trains have only soft sleepers. The top speed is 160 km/h. It uses the numbers Z1-Z9998 without regard to the number of railway bureaus entered.
This series became available after the fifth rise in speed of the railway on April 18, 2004. Early on (2004–2006), all but one of the Z-series trains had either Beijing or Beijing West station as their destination or origin. As of 2009, Z-series trains also operated along the Yangtze Valley as well, providing overnight service from Wuhan to Shanghai, Hangzhou, Ningbo and Shenzhen.
An express train running between Harbin and Dalian
T ("Tekuai"; Express)
This series of trains have a limited number of stops along their routes, only in major cities, or in some instances stops for switching the driver or locomotive. The top speed is 140 km/h. T1-T4998 for the trains running through two or more railway bureaus, T5001-T9998 for the trains running within one railway bureau. The standard pronunciation on the railway system is "Te"(特) in Chinese.
K ("Kuaisu"; Fast)
This series of trains stop at more stations than T-series. The top speed is 120 km/h. The standard pronunciation on the railway system is "Kuai"(快) in Chinese. K1-K6998 are used for the trains that run in more than one railway bureau, while K7001 to K9998 will be used for the trains that run in only one railway bureau.
After April 18, 2004, N-series trains, which represent fast trains travelling exclusively within one railway bureau, were derived from K-series. Then all K-series trains travel on lines operated by more than one railway bureau. After April 1, 2009, N-series was re-merged to K-series after Apr 1,2009.
An air-conditioned General Fast Train from Chengdu to Urumqi West
General Fast Train
General fast trains (普通旅客快车, 普快 Pukuai for short) are slower passenger trains that stop at around half of the stations along the way, resulting in a longer travel time than the fast trains. The top speed is 120 km/h. Route numbers are always four numeric digits - a numeric prefix from 1-5 followed by a 3-digit route number. 1001-1998 for the trains running through three or more railway bureaus, 2001-3998 for the trains running through two railway bureaus, and 4001-5998 for the trains that run in only one railway bureau.
General Train
The general train (普通旅客列车, 普客 "Puke" for short) has as many stops as possible, and is often the preferred choice for rural workers to visit their home villages because of low ticket price. This is the slowest type of train and has the lowest priority in the Fixed Train Timetable (图定列车). The top speed is 100 km/h.
Route identifiers for general trains are always 4 digits - a numeric prefix from 6-7 followed by a 3-digit route number. 6001-6198 are used for the trains that run in more than one railway bureau, while 7001-7598 will be used for the trains that run in only one railway bureau.
Commuter Train
The Commuter Train (通勤列车), is usually runs for railway staff, and generally, their tickets are not available for passengers. Route identifiers for commuter trains are 4 digits with a range of 7601-8998.
L ("Linshi"; Temporary Train)
This series of trains are temporary - they are not listed in the official train schedule, but are added when necessary. Many of these trains only operate at peak passenger travel season such as during the spring festival period. In addition, many new train services are originally added as L-series before train schedules are readjusted and later become regular services. L1-L6998 are used for the temporary trains that run in more than one railway bureau, while L7001 to L9998 will be used for the trains that run in only one railway bureau.
The standard pronunciation on the railway system is "Lin"(临) in Chinese.
Y("Linshiluyou"; Temporary Tourist Train)
This series is mainly used for trains that run to popular sights, such as the S2 Line of Beijing Suburban Railway, which runs from Beijing North to Yanqing, and connects to the Great Wall. Besides, travel agencies can apply to the Ministry of Railways for organizing additional passenger trains for the tours.

Accommodation and Fares

Trains at Yichang station. The orange two-level cars are hard-seat cars of a day train from Hankou

There are seven types of tickets that may be purchased :
  • First Class Seat (Chinese: 一等座pinyin: Yīděngzuò) , used for CRH series EMU trains. There are 4 seats per row (2+2), just similar as soft seat.
  • Second Class Seat (Chinese: 二等座pinyin: èrděngzuò) , used for CRH series EMU trains. Similar as hard seat, there are 5 seats per row (3+2), the sitting area is relativly small.
  • Hard seat (Chinese: 硬座pinyin: Yìngzuò) is the basic fare, somewhat similar to the economy class on an airplane. On busier routes, passengers who cannot arrange for better seats because of overcrowding must also purchase this type of ticket. In some cases, tickets are sold with no seat assigned (无座, wu zuo), which allows the railway to sell more tickets than there are seats in the car. Still, even the number of "no seat" tickets offered for sale is limited, to keep overcrowding within limits.
  • Soft seat (Chinese: 软座pinyin: Ruǎnzuò) is one level above the Hard Seat. There are 4 seats per row (2+2), so it has comfortable seating similar to business class on airplanes.
  • Hard sleeper (Chinese: 硬卧pinyin: Yìngwò) is the basic accommodation for an overnight train. Despite the name, the bunks comfortably accommodate anyone below six feet. Bunks are arranged three on a side in a compartment - indicated by top, middle and bottom on the ticket. But there are no doors for the compartments.
  • Soft sleeper (Chinese: 软卧pinyin: Ruǎnwò) contains a wider bunk bed in an enclosed cabin, two bunks to a side, and an entertainment system where movie channels are available for viewing through headphones and an LCD display for each bunk. These tickets are usually reserved more than a week prior to departure. Now some CRH series EMU trains also have soft sleepers, such as CRH1E and CRH2E.
  • Luxury soft sleeper (高级软卧包厢 or Chinese: 高包pinyin: Gāobāo) is the top level sleeper that is only owned by a few trains. The ticket is also much more expensive than that of soft sleeper. It only contains two beds in a cabin, and there is a independent toilet in every cabin. Some of them has a shower cubicle in the car.                                              
 The fares are different between trains with or without air-conditioning.
The majority of train tickets in China are thermally printed paper tickets displaying the train's origin and destination, service number, price, date and travel time, accommodation type, class and seat number, as well as a barcode for security checks. Some tickets on the CRH routes such as Nanjing-Shanghai-Hangzhou or Guangzhou-Shenzhen use machine-readable tickets i.e. tickets on the Nanjing-Shanghai route have a magnetically encoded stripe for future use of automatic ticket inspection gates being implemented at major stations along the route, whilst tickets on the Guangzhou-Shenzhen line have embedded RFID microchips which can be read by proximity readers mounted above the ticket gates.
Most trains feature some kind of on-board catering service. Vendors with trolleys walk through the train selling snacks, drinks, fruit, newspapers etc. On shorter distance trains, there is a cafe-car selling light snacks, tea, coffee, beer etc. whilst long-haul trains have full service restaurant cars.
Smoking is generally not permitted in the accommodation or washroom areas of the trains but is allowed in the restaurant/cafe area and in the vestibules between the cars. On modern trains such as CRH or Beijing Suburban railway smoking is completely banned. On the Guangzhou-Kowloon cross-border train smoking is only permitted in the cafe car.

Combined Transport

Combined transportation trains allow passengers to remain on a single train during two routes, without transferring to a different train at the station where the route changes.

Guangzhou-Kowloon

No. T97B/98B (Beijing-Kowloon) and No. T99B/100B (Shanghai-Kowloon) are combined transportation trains. Passengers can complete all formalities in their departure station, and no longer need to alight at Dongguan.

International Combined Transportation

Beijing-UlaanBaatar-Moscow International train

A few trains can transport passengers out of China to places such as Ulaanbaatar in Mongolia, Moscow in Russia, Almaty in Kazakhstan, P'yŏngyang in North Korea, Hanoi in Vietnam and so on.


Source : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Passenger_rail_transport_in_China
             

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Bangkok, Thailand :  
Near Khaosan Road  =>   http://www.tripadvisor.com/Hotel_Review-g293916-d633078-Reviews-Rambuttri_Village_Inn_Plaza-Bangkok.html

Near to Baiyoke Sky Hotel & Pratunam Market and near to Airport link 'Ratchaprarop station' ( At the airport, took the elevator down to B-floor to airport skytrain, fare 40 baht, stop at Ratchaprarop station) :


http://www.tripadvisor.com/Hotel_Review-g293916-d1627578-Reviews-Budacco-Bangkok.html

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Phuket, Thailand : 
Near Jungceylon Mall and Bangla Road and many restaurant and not to far to Patong Beach and if stay more than 3 nights it has a free pick up from airport  =>   http://www.tripadvisor.com/Hotel_Review-g297930-d1023324-Reviews-C_N_Hotel-Patong_Phuket.html


Shanghai, China :
Surrounding with cheap price food resto  =>  The Phoenix Hostel Shanghai (Lao Shan Ke Zhan)




Tianjin, China :
In front of the hotel (parking area), there is minivan that can take us to airport (Binhai International Airport, Tianjin (TSN)) with very cheap price, it's waiting everyday and not to far from mall   =>  http://www.tripadvisor.com/Hotel_Review-g311293-d1370363-Reviews-Starway_Champagne_Town_Hotel-Tianjin.html



Zhuhai, China :
Near to GongBei custom border to Macau and in bus station area  =>   http://www.tripadvisor.com/Hotel_Review-g297418-d1140606-Reviews-Yong_Tong_Hotel-Zhuhai_Guangdong.html


Guangzhou, China : 
if need stay close with Guangzhou Baiyun International Airport (CAN)  =>   http://www.tripadvisor.com/Hotel_Review-g298555-d666626-Reviews-Guangsha_Hotel-Guangzhou_Guangdong.html


Shenzhen, China :
From airport just take Metro to Lao Jie (exit D) you wil see this hotel on your left and near Dongmen shopping centre   =>    http://www.tripadvisor.com/Hotel_Review-g297415-d603593-Reviews-Days_Inn_Shenzhen-Shenzhen_Guangdong.html


Macau : 
Not to far to Senado Square  =>   http://www.tripadvisor.com/Hotel_Review-g664891-d306250-Reviews-Metropole_Hotel-Macau.html


Hongkong : 
Near to MRT station (MTR Tsim Sha Tsui exit D1 or D2) and near to catch a bus A21 from and to airport and Kowloon Park and i-square mall   =>   http://www.tripadvisor.com/ShowUserReviews-g294217-d630159-r88467641-Yiufai_Guesthouse-Hong_Kong.html


Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia : 
Near to KL Sentral station to LCCT international airport   =>   http://www.tripadvisor.com/ShowUserReviews-g298570-d1605197-r106614287-My_Hotel_Sentral-Kuala_Lumpur_Wilayah_Persekutuan.html


Singapore :
In China town and near MRT China town and good if stay 1 person because only have dormitory with bed bunk and share bathroom (there is no private bathroom)   =>  http://www.tripadvisor.com/Hotel_Review-g294265-d1655965-Reviews-A_Beary_Good_Hostel-Singapore.html


Beijing, China :
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