Teacher: What will you do after growing up ?
Student: Facebooking...

T: NO ! I mean what will you BECOME ?
S: Admin of facebook pages ;)

T: OMG ! I MEAN what will you ACHIEVE after you grow up ?
S: Facebook Admin Rights

T: IDIOT ! I MEAN what will you do for your PARENTS ?
S: I create a page for them on facebook. 'I, MOM & DAD'

T: Stupid! What do your parents want from YOU ?
S: My facebook password !

T: Oh God ! What IS THE PURPOSE OF YOUR LIFE ?
S: Facebook but never face your books...