Most STUPID questions

Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation.

1. At movies: hey! What are u doing here?
Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't u know?

2. In bus, A fat lady steps on my feet : Sorry did that hurt?
Me: No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia. Why don u try again? :O

3. When i got woken up at midnight by a call : sorry! Were u sleeping?
Me: No! I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. U thought i was sleeping, u stupid fool?

4. when they see me with shorter hair : hey… Have u had a haircut?
Me: Nah! It’s autumn... my hairs shedding.!

5. When someone call on land-line and asks where are u?
Me: Me in market with telephone around my neck :P