Sunday, June 10, 2012

Wo Nan Guo (Ost. My MVP Valentine)

5566 - Wo Nan Guo (Ost. My MVP Valentine)


na yi mian mo mo wu yan zhi neng xuan ze li kai
wo xie de xiao rong yi jing bu zai jing cai
ni hai pai jie ju suo you bing ming shang hai~
shuo shi wo dang chu ni de mei hao wei lai
ni jian jue bu xi wang wo deng dai
wo bian mo mo de rang ni zou kai
ru jing ni shou le shang hui lai
jiao wo ru he jie shou zhe an pai
yeh....

wo nan guo de shi fang qi ni fang qi ai
fang qi de meng bei da shui ren zhu bei ai
wo yi wei shi cheng quan
ni que shuo ni gen bu yu kuai
wo nan guo de shi wang le ni wang le ai
jing quan li wang ji wo men zhen xing xiang ai
ye wang le gao shu ni shi qu de bu neng chong lai


-o0o-


I'm Hurting

That year, in silence, I can only choose to leave
The innocent smile that you once had was no longer attractive
Afraid of the end, you hurt me a lot
Saying I'm the one who blocked your wonderful future
You insisted that you don't want me to wait
So I walked away silently
But now, you've come back to me. Hurt.
How do you want me to accept this fate?
I was sad because I gave you up... gave love up
The dream that I gave up was all shattered
Bearing the pain, I thought it was right to let you go but you became more unhappy
I was sad because I forgot about you, forget about love
Tried my best to forget the relationship we once had
But I have forgotten to tell you,
what you have lost will no longer come back to you...


-o0o-



Wo Nan Guo (I’m Sad)


那一年默默無言 只能選擇離開
na yi nian muo muo wu yen, zhi neng shuan ze li kai
That year can’t say anything, only to choose to leave

無邪的笑容已經 不再精彩
wu xie de siao rong yi zing bu zai jing cai
The smile is not pretty anymore

你害怕結局所以 拼命傷害
ni hai pa zie ju suo yi ping ming shang hai
You’re afraid of the ending so you tried to hurt people

說是我擋住你的 美好未來
shuo shi wo dang zhu ni de mei hao wei lai
Telling me I stopped you’re beautiful future


你堅決 不希望我等待
ni jian zue bu si wang wo deng dai
You decided that I should not wait

我便默默的讓你走開
wo bian muo muo de rang ni zou kai
I silently let you go away

如今你 受了傷回來
ru jin ni shou le shang hui lai
Now, you got hurt coming back

叫我如何接受這安排
jiao wo ru he jie shou zhe an pai
How can I take this arrangements


*
我難過的是 放棄你 放棄愛
wo nan guo de shi fang qi ni fang qi ai
I’m sad that I gave you up, gave up love

放棄的夢被打碎 忍住悲哀
fang qi de meng bei da sui ren zhu bei ai
Gave up dream and take the pain

我以為 是成全
wo yi wei shi cheng quan
I thought it was approval

你卻說你更不愉快
ni que shuo ni geng bu yu kuai
But you said you become more unhappy


我難過的是 忘了你 忘了愛
wo nan guo de shi wang le ni wang le ai
I’m sad that I forgot you, forgot love

盡全力忘記我們 真心相愛
jin quan li wang ji wo men zhen xin xiang ai
Gave my effort in forgetting our love

也忘了告訴你 失去的不能重來
ye wang le kao su ni shi qu de bu neng chong lai
Also forgot telling you that the past can’t come back


                    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yb3Kx9RaK8U

Source : http://hansholic.blogspot.com/2009/07/5566-wo-nan-guo-im-sad-s-lyric-with.html 


I Don’t Want To Know (Ost. At The Dolphin Bay)

Chen Wei - I Don’t Want To Know (Ost At The Dolphin Bay)



Hǎi biànchéng wéiqiáng zǔgé nǐ hé wǒ
Lánsè de tiānkōng zhǐ shèngxia yōuchóu
Wǒ jiù xiàng gēqiǎn de fānchuán děngdài zhe fēng
Děngdài nǐ shīyuē de xiàoróng

Wǒ de xīn shi zhǐ yǒu nǐ zuì dǒng
Xiǎng yī miǎo zhōng jiù bō tāo xiōng yǒng o~

I don’t want to know
Shīqù nǐ yǒu duō tòng
Wǒ zhǐ yuàn wèi nǐ cúnzài
Jiùsuàn zhè shìjiè shuō wǒ cuò cuò
No no no
I don’t want to know
Wǒ bùzài duì shéi shēn chū wǒ de shuāng shǒu

Yīn wèi nǐ liú gěi wǒ yī ge wèi wán de mèng
I don’t need to know
Nǐ jìmò de shí hou
Dāng nǐ bìshang nǐ de shuāngyǎn
Wǒ jiù huì zài nǐ zuǒyòu
Wǒmen cóng bùcéng fēnshǒu
Bùbì shéi lái gàosu wǒ
Xīnli de wéiqiáng yīzhí gēnzhe zǒu
Yīyàng de tiānkōng yǐ guānbuzhù wǒ
Wǒ bǎ xīwàng dōu jìtuō zài nǐ de kuānróng
Ai yǒu nǐ wēn róu de xiàoróng

Xīn huì lèi xīn huì suì
Kěshì xīn gèng pà hòuhuǐ
Wǒ bùyào wánměi
Zhǐyào néng gěi nǐ wǒ de yīqiè
Cuòguò shéi
Wǒ dōu méiyǒu zhòngyào yīdiǎndiǎn de gǎnjué
Zhǐyào nǐ de ānwèi


 

-o0o-



 
The sea then becomes the fence to be cut off you and my blue color sky is only left over sadly
I the sailing ship which reach a deadlock on the picture was waiting for the wind waited for you fail to keep an appointment smiling face

My concern only has you to understand thought a second is turbulent on the mighty waves

I Don't Want To Know loses you to have the multi pains
I am only willing for you to exist on . This world said my wrong wrong no no no
I Don't Want To Know do I no longer stretch out my both hands to who
Because you remain for me a dream
I Don't Want To Know you are lonely
When you close your both eyes I to be able about you

Who did we ever not once bid good-bye do not need to tell me
The psychological fence continuously with is walking the same sky also to close me
I all repose the hope in you tolerantly also have your gentle smiling face

My concern only has you most to understand thought a second is turbulent on the mighty waves
I Don't Want To Know loses you to have the multi pains I to be only willing for you to exist
Calculated this world said my wrong wrong no no no
I Don't Want To Know do I no longer stretch out my both hands to who

The heart can the tired heart be able to break to pieces but the heart to fear regretted I do not be perfect
Who so long as can give you my all to miss
I have not all vacillated a spot the feeling so long as your comfort 




Video Clips :  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K58ZXZtpQvA

Yi Shi De Mei Hao (Ost. At The Dolphin Bay)

Angela Zhang - Yi Shi De Mei Hao / 遺失的美好 / My Lost Happiness (Ost At The Dolphin Bay)


Hai de si nian mian yan bu jue
Zhong yu he tian zai di ping xian jiao hui
Ai ruguo zou de gou yuan
Yinggai ye hui gen xingfu xiang jian

Cheng nuo chang chang hen xiang hu die
Mei li de fei pan xuan ranhou bu jian
Dan wo xiang xin ni gei wo de she yan
Jiu xiang yi ding hui lai de chun tian

Wo shi zhong dai zhe ni ai de wei xiao
Yi lu shang xun zhao wo yi shi de mei hao
Bu xiao xin dang lei hua guo zui jiao
Jiu yong ni wo guo de shou mo diao
Zai duo de feng jing ye cong bu ting kao
Zhi yi xin xun zhao wo yi shi de mei hao
You de ren shou bu qing nali hao
Dan jiu shi shei dou ti dai bu liao

Zai zui kaishi de na yi miao
You xie shi zao yijing wa ding yao dao lao
Suiran mingyun ai kai wan xiao
Zhen xin hui he zhen xin yudao


-o0o-

The sea's missing is lasting longer
finally meet the sky at the horizon
if love walks far enough
should also will meet happiness

Promise is usually much like butterfly
flies beautifully then disappears
but i believe the promise you gave me
just like spring will come

*i always bring the smile you love
look for the beauty i lost in the road
when tears flows to mouth careless


-o0o-


Loses Happiness


Sea missing is continuous not certainly finally hands over the meeting with the day in the horizon
Loves if also walks far suffices to be supposed to be able to meet with the Xin luck

The pledge frequently very much beautiful flies like the butterfly circles then does not see
But I believed you give the spring which my pledge likes certainly can come

The happiness which I always lead which you to be loving on a smile road seek me to lose
Is not careful when the tear slippery corners of the mouth use you has grasped the hand to erase

Many sceneries also ever do not anchor the happiness which only wholeheartedly seeks me to lose
Where didn't some people talk clearly are good but are everybody cannot substitute

In that second some matters which most starts early already are doomed to have to arrive old
Although the destiny likes cracking a joke the sincerity to be able to meet with the sincerity



 
 

Shiroi Yuki (Ost At The Dolphin Bay)

Kokia - Shiroi Yuki / コキア – 白い雪 / White Snow


afureru namida kara umareru yuki no kesshou
tsugi kara tsugi he to umerete ha kieteyuku

isshun no kagayaki ni kaketa jinsei
mou ii nokosukoto ha nai to, kataku kuchi wo tozashita
chinmoku no naka de oshiyoseru kanjou ga oritsukiteku

shiroku kegare wo shiranai, yuki dakara koso
hakanaku kieteitta
shiroku kegare wo shiranai, yuki dakara koso
kizu tsuki yasukatta

shizukani shinobikomu owari no toki ni kidzukazu
mujakini hashaida toki ha tada sugiteku
chiisana toiki ga shiroi ato wo nokoshite
tozasareta sekai ni tachisukumi
hiekitta sono te ha
mou donna nukumori mo kanjinai to
kooritsuiteku

shiroku kegare wo shiranai, yuki dakara koso
hakanaku kieteitta
shiroku kegare wo shiranai, yuki dakara koso
kizu tsuki yasukatta

umareta koto no imi shirazuni
kieteyuku sonzai ni dare mo kidzukazu
hito no warai ni oshitsubusarete
kodoku to te wo musunda ano ko ha saigo ni
waratteta

shiroku kegare wo shiranai, yuki dakara koso
hakanaku kieteitta
shiroku kegare wo shiranai, yuki dakara koso
kizu tsuki yasukatta

buritsumoru yukitachi ha
anata no ikita akashisaemo, nokosasu shiroku shiteyuku
buritsumoru yukitachi ha
anata no ikita akashisaemo, nokosasu shiroku shiteyuku

shiroku kegare wo shiranai, yuki dakara koso
hakanaku kieteitta
shiroku kegare wo shiranai, yuki dakara koso
kizu tsuki yasukatta

tooku kikoeru ano ko no koe
shiroi yuki no ashiato


-o0o-


Crystal Snow was born from my flowing tears
From one drop to the next one, then starting to disappear
Risking on an instant light of human life
There’s nothing left to say, so I close my mouth tightly
In a silence, feelings that I ignored begin to freeze …
You won’t see the white impurity, because it’s snow
It’ll soon gone
You won’t see the white impurity, because it’s snow
It’s easy to leave a wound on somebody
Quietly creeping in, in the end I become worry
Innocently I think I’ve overacted when I thank you
With a small sigh, leaving white prints
I can’t move in a locked world
And my hand become completely chilled
Can’t fill warmth anymore
And I begin to freeze …
You won’t see the white impurity, because it’s snow
It’ll soon gone
You won’t see the white impurity, because it’s snow
It’s easy to leave a wound on somebody
Before I knew the meaning of being born
Everybody’s worry of not surviving anymore
People’s laugh is being wasted away
Totally confused – need help
laughing
You won’t see the white impurity, because it’s snow
It’ll soon gone
You won’t see the white impurity, because it’s snow
It’s easy to leave a wound on somebody
The gathered falling snow
Even as a proof of your living, the left white begin to disappear
The gathered falling snow
Even as a proof of your living, the left white begin to disappear
You won’t see the white impurity, because it’s snow
It’ll soon gone
You won’t see the white impurity, because it’s snow
It’s easy to leave a wound on somebody
Somewhere far out there I can hear the little boy’s voice
Footprints of white snow …

Video Clips :  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0PLIKam4oA&feature=related

Wants to Love (Ost At The Dolphin Bay)

Wax – Saranghago Sipho / Xiang Ai (Ost At The Dolphin Bay)


My love my faith nan ne kyoteso
Molojyo gajiman
Naneun noreul keurose itgye hamgye
Boneul suga otso
Neuge wei roneun goya jongmal ireya haneun goni
Kecomyon mati malloda keulna bouril sarangeun anijana
Dashi negeuro torawa jwo noman sarang hal su ittdoron
Jigem itdeuro nal neuporyo tundamyon nemambyon halcido molla

My heart my dream nan poso nareul
Ijenji mollado
Ajin naneun nol ne kyoheso
Boulreo suga otso
We nal tto nayaman haeso weni mauemi pyon hangoya
Maeil pam naureul apheke alryodo siyojiji anneunde
Dashi neugeuro dorawa jwo jebal nomu netji antoron
Neugeuro torawatsel tta geu jariye get ton otsoeljidu molla
Dashi neugero torawa jwo noman paramen su itdoron
Oren kidarame jicho ne sarangi emareci andoron

Dashi hanbon noei gaseume
Angyobogo sopho
Saranghago sipho



 
 

 

Shen Bian (Ost At The Dolphin Bay)

Ambrose Hui – Shen Bian (Ost At The Dolphin Bay)


Ai shi xin li yi ge jie, bu shi shei dou keyi jie
Wu yan de ren duo mo jinli hai shi liu lei
Dang dui de ren chu xian, jiao huan le ti liang de yi yan
Zhong zhong xin shi kai le bu zai you shou jie
Ni shi wo de ai jiao le yuan, gei wo ling yi pian shijie
Dou shi cong lin yongji ya jiu kan tian bian
Women yinwei wu jie  jue qiang de ren zhe tong gao bie
Sinian xiang dou que bei houhui gei fa jue

Ai ni, xiang ni, queding bu zai hu yi qie
Zhi yao you ni ping fan ye bian tebie
Women ceng zhui qiu mei meng ke zi zou de tai yuan
Que bu ceng xiguan mei ni zai shen bian
Dang women zhong yu dan bai jiang xin
Bai zai bici mian qian
Mi lu de ai hui dao shen bian


 

Source :   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxFsuqdVs7I&feature=related

Nalddeonaiyoo (Ost At The Dolphin Bay)

Wax – Nalddeonaiyoo (Ost. At The Dolphin Bay)


Munteun parame dwireul torabwa gaku sipeun kili hana isseo
Moreul iliya iron naei maeum iko sarayaman nal kilinte
Chama noege kal suga opso salmen neugye yunggil juji ana
Aigo siposo nareul ttohani sarangeun neul ibyo dwi asuiwa
Binerineun i kile soso haneul bomyon kitaryososo maeil
Nareul porin jwo jekgame appa haneun no
Sosikirado tererkka haeso
Sarang temune chingul poroso naegyo itneun modeul boryoya isseo
Keukotmaneuro buchenitso mal neugyo nameun gon ojin chuonbun
Binerinuen i kile soso haneul bomyon kitaryososo maeil
Nareul porin jwo jekgame appa haneun no
Sosikirado tererkka haeso
Yongsohago dashi sichanhago gwagoreul otto tolrineun gosi
Saranghagie kyou thal gorengiramyon kipemeumiro na sala keitende
Kipemeuiro na sala keitende



Time Can Heal A Broken Heart,
But
Time Can Also Break A Waiting Heart
The best gift you can give someone is yourself. Giving a piece of your heart is worth more than all the wealth in the world.
If some one asks you with whom you want to spend your entire life, you should simply say "Someone who can understand that i am not perfect".

Mostly, we're not looking for someone who has everything. But someone who has time to spend with us more than anything, and more than anyone else.
Just because you fail once doesn’t mean you’re gonna fail at everything.
So Fail. Be bad at things. Be embarrassed. Be afraid. Be vulnerable. 
Go out on a limb or two or twelve, and you will fall and it’ll hurt. But the harder you fall, the farther you will rise. The louder you fall, the clearer your future becomes. 
Failure is a gift, welcome it. 
There are people who spend their whole lives wondering how they became the people they became, how certain chances pass them by, why they didn’t take the roads less traveled. Those people aren’t you. You have front row seats to your own transformation, and in transforming yourself, you might even transform the world. and it will be electric, and i promise it will be terrifying. Embrace that; embrace the new person you’re becoming. This is your moment. I promise you, it is now, now, not two minutes from now, not tomorrow, but really now. Own that; know that deep in your bones. and go to sleep every night knowing that, wake up every morning remembering that.. and then .. keep going…
I fall, I rise, I make mistakes, I live, I learn, I've been hurt but I'm alive. 
I'm human, I'm not perfect but I'm thankful.
People spend their whole lives trying to live up to OTHER people’s expectations and being told what to do… 
I say, Be free. Do what you want, go where you want, and reach for the sky because life has no limits or boundaries. Boundaries are just other people’s fears, and limits are just other people’s expectations. 
You only get one chance to do all the things that life offers you. 
Have no enemies, no regrets, no fears and then you’ll really have lived life.
Sometimes sorry means, it's not my fault, It's yours, accept it.. It would make me feel better..
Sometimes good nite means, don't keep the phone silly, I want to talk more...
Sometimes take care means.. I'm not well, need to be taken care fr...
Sometimes thank you means, you could have done it the other way round not to hurt me...
Sometimes disconnecting phone means call me back, I want you to persuade me with something special...
Sometimes smiles means more than tears and sometimes tears are more truthful than smile..
There are very few who understand these exceptionality.... N these few people are found only sometimes... So you find them, never let them go.....

Thursday, June 7, 2012

Rahasia Menjadi KAYA :

1. Pilih papa mama yg kaya raya,
kalau gagal lihat no 2

2. Pilih pasangan anak tunggal orang super kaya. 
Kalau terlambat, lihat no 3

3. Pasang lotere. 
Kalau gak ada lotere, atau gak dapat2, Terpaksa pakai jurus no 4.

4. Rampok bank atau Korupsi milyaran.Tapi ini gak berani kalau punya nurani. Penjara sih gak takut, sebab di Indo maling milyaran bebas kemana saja. Seperti Superman sakti ! 
Sayang, kita masih punya hati nurani, jadi terpaksa pakai jurus no 5.

5. Belajar yang rajin, Kerja keras, cari duit halal. 
Kalau sudah kerja 20 tahun, masih gak kaya raya dan cuma berhasil masuk kelas menengah, maka terpaksa pakai jurus terakhir, jurus pamungkas, jurus sakti dari maha guru, jurus no 6

6. Belajar menjadi kaya, belajar merasa kaya, mensyukuri apa yg kita terima setiap hari, berterima kasih bahwa kita sudah punya yg kita punya sampai hari ini, kurangi keterikatan akan lingkaran setan bernama Duit, menjaga dan mensyukuri kesehatan kita !  Maka niscaya kita akan menjadi kaya raya. KAYA BATINIAH ! (y)

Bebas dari rasa kuatir. :D :p

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Whatever life gives you, even if it hurts you, just be strong and act like you’re okay.
Remember : strong walls shake but never collapse
Only keep the people in your life who also want you in theirs : 
ones who accept you for who you are,
love you no matter what 
would risk their lives for you
Only married men gain weight.. Why ??!
- Bachelors go to fridge, see nothing interesting, they go to bed
- Married men went to bed, see nothing interesting, they go to fridge

LOL ^,^
Seorang ayah berkata pada anaknya...
"Nak kalau ujian kamu jelek jangan pangil aku ayah lagi"
 
Esokan harinya sang ayah bertanya pada anaknya...
"Gimana hasil ujian kamu nak".
 
Sang anak menjawab...
"hancur Bro" X_X >:O :'( =))

Monday, June 4, 2012

Suatu hari ada nenek dgn kaca mata tebal bernama Santi naik bus. Ongkos bus 500 perak bagi lansia.

Tak lama datang kondektur: "Ongkosnya nek..."

Nek Santi membuka resleting tasnya yang berada di sebelah kirinya dan mencari-cari koin kuning 500 perak yg ada dalam tasnya. Tas si nenek diletakkan di antara si nenek dan seorang mahasiswa.

"Belom ketemu nak, nanti deh", ujarnya.

Setelah beberapa saat ketika kondektur lewat lagi, si kondektur nagih lagi, si nenek membuka resleting, mencari-cari koin, belom ketemu dan menjawab, "nanti ya, sabar"

Beberapa kali berulang-ulang, sampai akhirnya Ricky, mahasiswa yg tadinya duduk diam di sebelahnya akhirnya bicara, "Daripada susah-susah, saya bayarin aja deh nek"

Lalu mahasiswa itu membayari ongkos si nenek ke kondektur.

Si kondektur tersenyum bangga dan bilang, "baik kali kau anak muda..."

Demikian juga si nenek dgn terharu berkata, " duh anak muda, baik sekali kamu nak".

Mahasiswa itu menjawab, "nggak apa2 nek, daripada gara-gara 500 perak, dari tadi resleting celana saya dibuka tutup, diaduk2 sama nenek, mendingan saya bayarin aja deh... !!!" X_X:D:'(  geli dan ngiluuu tau..!

wkakakaaa
If Someone Waits For You,

It Doesn't Mean That
They Have Nothing To Do.

It Just Means That,

Nothing Else Is More Important Than You.... ♥

Texting the same person all day and night and never getting bored because you like them that much.
If you were happy before you knew someone, you can be happy when they're gone. 
You can't be happy if you're still holding onto people that have already moved on. 
Keeping baggage from the past will leave no room for happiness in the future. 
Cry as much as you want to, but just make sure when you're finished, you never cry for the same reason again. 
Know your worth. Know when you have had enough. And move on from the people or situation that preventing your happiness.
Being single is a choice. Some say to avoid heartaches n love problems.... But some single choose to be single coz they still love someone secretly ^,^
Do you know what's harder after making other people HAPPY???
It's when they don't realize that you also need someone to do the same!
When life changes to be more difficult, change yourself to be stronger
Girl: Will you pick me up if I ever fell down?
Boy: No.

Girl: Would you wipe away the tears when I’m sad?
Boy: Never.

Girl: Will you still love me when I look my worst?
Boy: Nope.

Girl: At least you’re honest …
 

Boy: I wouldn’t pick you up if you fell because I would catch you before you even hit the ground. I wouldn’t wipe away your tears because I’ll make sure there’s nothing for you to ever be sad about. I wouldn’t love you when you look your worst because that’s impossible. You always look you’re best, even when you think you don’t. I love you more than anything, remember that...
You lied to me when you said you loved me...
I told the truth when i said i would love you forever...

You lied when you said that you wouldn't break my heart...
I told the truth when i said that it was yours for life...

You lied when you said you'd forever be mine...
I told the truth when i said till the end of time...

But 

you told the truth when you said you were ready to move on...
And I lied when i told you that i was fine....
The hardest part of missing someone is not the absence of that person,
it's when you think of all those good times and ask yourself,
'will those moments ever happen again ?'
When your mood's not good without any reason,
You are definitely missing someone... 


Sunday, June 3, 2012

If Someone Steps On Your Foot & Asks : "Did I Hurt You . . .?"

Step On Theirs (Harder) & Ask : "Can You Feel My Answer...?" =P
Boy : Why Don't You Had A Boyfriend Yet?

Girl : Am Not Allowed To Have A Boyfriend, Why Don't You Have A Girlfriend..?

 Boy : Cuz You are Not Allowed To Have A Boyfriend Yet...! :p :D
Love someone not because they give you what you need, but because they give you feelings you never thought you needed
The reason why daughters love their dad
The most is.......
That there is at least one man in the world Who will never hurt her...
I am tired of being an option to the people that are priorities to me.
Some people make your life a little better by walking into it, while other people will make your life a lot better by walking out of it.
Do you know the differences between promises & memories ? 
You break promises & memories break us.
If you’re single, make the best of it. 
It’s not because you’re not good enough for anyone, but because no one is good enough for you.
Don’t lose yourself in attempt to hold on to someone who doesn’t care about losing you.
Love Is So Strange...

Sometimes It Becomes,

Reason To Live Life....!! ♥ :-) :-) :-)

&

Sometimes It Becomes,

Reason To Leave Life....!! ♥ :(( :(( :((
  
-o0o-

Memories play a very confusing role....
They make you laugh when you remember the time you cried together......
But
Make you cry when you remember the time you laughed....

Monday, May 28, 2012

Ayah Ayah Hebat (y)


Ada 3 anak sedang membicarakan kehebatan ayahnya masing-masing.

Anak 1 : Ayahku hebat, jadi menteri !!! Kemana-mana diikuti wartawan.

Anak 2 : Ayahku bintang film !!! Kemana-mana dimintai tanda tangan.

Anak 3 : Ayahku lebih hebat lagi !!! Kemana-mana dikerubutin cewek.

Anak 1 & 2 : Memang ayahmu kerja dimana?

Anak 3 : Ayahku jual BH di pasar... :p :D
Ha...ha...ha :DDD

Nama Bayi

ADA 4 ORG IBU2 YG SEDANG HAMIL SALING NGOBROL..

IBU KE 1, "BAYI SY MAU SY NAMAIN IRNI. K|ARNA BPNYA IRFAN, IBUNYA NANI. :)

LALU IBU KE 2 BERKATA: "BAYI SY MAU DINAMIN DEVI. SEBAB BPNYA DEDE IBUNYA VINA.." ♥♥

IBU KE 3 PUN ЪЌ MAU KALAH DAN BERKATA : "KLO SAYA MAU SY KASIH NAMA VINO.. BIAR JD ARTIS.. KARNA BPNYA VIJAY, IBUNYA NOFI.." :*

IBU ƔªЙǤ KE 4 DIAM SAJA. TERUS DITANYA OLEH KE 3 TMN NYA, "KNPA QM DIAM SAJA???.."

IBU KE 4 PUN MENJAWAB, " EHHM... ABIS MAU GIMANA LAGI, SUAMI SAYA NAMANYA BASRI, & SAYA KOKOM. MASA SICH MAU DINAMAIN BASKOM...!!! "

ƗȽuɑ., ƗȽɑ., ƗȽɑ.,
I can be a CHOICE, a REASON, a PRIORITY, but never an OPTION.
When someone brings more problems to your life than happiness, it's time to show them the door where they can exit!
Seorang pemuda sedang dalam perjalanan dengan kereta api ke Jakarta. Persis di depannya duduk seorang bapak setengah baya.

Setelah lama berdiam diri, sang pemuda ingin mencairkan suasana dan bertanya, “Jam berapa sekarang, Pak?”

Namun si bapak itu ternyata diam saja. Mengira sang bapak agak tuli, ia mengulangnya sampai 3 kali, namun tetap saja si bapak itu diam. Merasa kesal, pemuda mencolek bapak itu dan berkata, “Saya heran ...kenapa bapak tidak menjawab pertanyaan saya? Apa sih susahnya?”

Si bapak membalas, “Dari tadi juga saya sudah denger , Bukannya saya gak mau jawab, tapi nanti kalau saya jawab, kita pasti ngomong-ngomong lagi soal ini soal itu, soal apa saja, ngalor-ngidul, terus nanti kita jadi akrab.”

“Lalu apa salahnya kalau kita akrab?”

“Nanti anak gadis dan istri saya akan menjemput di stasiun Gambir. Kalau kita sudah akrab, nanti kita akan turun sama-sama, terus saya pasti akan memperkenalkan mereka sama kamu.”

“Lalu?”

“Istri saya tuh orangnya baik sama semua orang. Nanti dia pasti nawarin kamu mampir ke rumah. Nanti kamu numpang mandi di rumah saya, terus makan di rumah saya, trus nanti kamu lama-lama bisa akrab dengan anak gadis saya, karena anak gadis saya itu selain cakep juga ramah spt ibunya dan lama2 kamu bisa jadi pacarnya, dan lalu kamu pasti berusaha minta jadi menantu saya.”

Sang pemuda yang dari tadi sudah bingung sekarang makin bingung. Lantas dia tanya, “Terus hubungannya apa sama pertanyaan saya soal jam tadi?”

Sambil berdiri dan lantang bapak tersebut menjawab, “Masalahnya……. SAYA TIDAK MAU PUNYA MENANTU SEPERTI KAMU TAU ........ , JAM TANGAN AJA NGGAK PUNYA!!!”

Sunday, May 27, 2012

Hadiah untuk bu guru

Pada suatu hari di Sekolah Taman Kanak-Kanak (TK), anak-anak di TK tersebut memberi hadiah kepada guru tersebut karena guru itu sedang ulang tahun. 

Yang pertama dari anak yg orang tuanya bekerja sebagai Penjual bunga memberinya hadiah. Kemudian si guru tsb menerimanya dan berkata, “Pasti saya tahu apa isinya… Bunga khan”. “Ya betul” kata si anak tsb, ”tapi darimana ibu tau?” 
"Oh cuma nebak aja.” kata si guru.
 
murid yg kedua orang tuanya bekerja pada Toko Permen. si guru tsb memegangnya hadiah tsb, dan berkata, ”Hmmm..Saya bisa menebaknya… Sebungkus permen khan ?”.
“Kok ibu tau ?” tanya si murid,
” ya cuma nebak” kata si guru.
 
Murid yang ketiga orang tuanya bekerja sebagai pemilik toko minuman. si guru tsb memegangnya tapi ternyata bungkusan tsb bocor. Dengan menggunakan tangannya kemudian si guru menjilatnya, ” Apakah ini Anggur (wine)”, tanyanya. 
“Tidak”, jawab si murid. 
kemudian guru tsb menjilatnya lagi, “Apakah ini minuman Sampanye (champagne)?”.
“Tidak” kata si murid.
“Saya nyerah deh, Kalo begitu apa isinya ?”.
murid tersebut menjawab dengan entengnya, ”Anak Anjing" 
guru: :'( :'( :'(
Si Ujang Telepon ke Radio FM.

Ujang : hallo, Radio FM saya barusan menemukan sebuah dompet di jalan, isinya uang Rp 1 juta, kartu kredit, ATM card, Kartu SIM dan voucher.

Radio FM : wah kamu jujur sekali, jd kamu menelpon mau balikin dompet yg kamu temukan di jalan kan??

Ujang : oh bukan!!! Saya cuma mau request lagu untuk yg namanya di KTP itu, tolong puterin lagu dangdut "Relakan lah" ! =D =))
MACAM2 COWOK JOMBLO DAN JAWABANNYA KETIKA DITANYA "KAPAN MENIKAH"

1. JOMBLO SOK ARTIS.
"ah itu sedang aku persiapkan, tunggu aja tanggal mainnya, wartawan nanti pasti aku undang, sekian dulu wawancaranya.. aku lagi sibuk".
#sambil kabooor#

2. JOMBLO PUITIS
"aku ga' butuh perempuan yang sempurna, tapi akulah yg bakal membuat hidup mereka jadi sempurna, biarkan aku melanglang buana, sampai ada perempuan beruntung yang bakal menemukan aku"
#sambil melintir kumis#

3. JOMBLO MISTIS
"Menurut peramal, aku ngga boleh nikah dibawah umur 40 tahun, kalo dilanggar aku bakal kawin cerai sebanyak 5 kali"
#sambil bakar menyan#

4. JOMBLO CARI GRATIS
"Bapak2 ibu2 yang punya anak cewek, tolong nikahkan aku dengan salah satu dari mereka, insyaalloh nafkah batin pasti aku penuhi,c uma kalo nafkah lahir aku ngga jamin"
#sambil nyengir kuda#

5. JOMBLO KRITIS
"tuhan menciptakan jenis laki laki dan jenis perempuan untuk berpasang2an, seandainya beda jenis ngga aku dapatkan, sama jenis pun bisa jadi pertimbangan koq"
#sambil ngedipin mata#

6. JOMBLO SOK BANGEEET...
penanya: "kapan nikah??"
Jomblo: "yang mau nikah siapa??"
penanya: "ya elu dong!!"
jomblo: "yang ngasih makan siapa??"
penanya: "ya elu juga dong, masa' nenek gue!!"
jomblo : "trusss... masalah buat lo ?????????"

KHASIAT Buah MANGGA


Buah mangga yg banyak mengandung vitamin C ini apabila mengkomsumsinya secara rutin tiap malam hari, selain dapat meningkatkan daya tahan tubuh  jg mampu menyehatkan jantung dan membakar lemak2 yg tertimbun dalam tubuh.

Caranya cukup :
1. Petik langsung mangganya dari pohon.
2. Usahakan mangga ini dari kebun orang yg dijaga oleh anjing yg galak.
3. Setelah selesai metik. Lambaikan tangan ke arah anjing penjaga kebun dan jangan lupa kiss bye si anjing
4. Trus LARI.........!!!!!!!

Dgn begitu jantung sehat lemak2 pun berkurang.

Silakan mencoba... •* •ωҽҝҽҝҽҝҝ◦ωҽҝҽҝҽҝ•
The most valuable sentence in life : 

"Never show too much love for anyone"
because it creates a non curable pain when they start avoiding YOU . . .
Nobody can take away your pain, so don't let anyone take away your happiness. 
You need to be able to be perfectly happy just on your own. 
If you ever want to be truly happy you must be conscious of the fact that you determine your happiness and not anyone else. 
Never let someone steal your happiness, it was never theirs to take. 
Life is full of ups and downs. 
The trick is to enjoy the ups and have courage during the downs.

  

Sifat cewe dari cara duduknya

Cewek pake rok bisa diliat dari cara duduknya, gk percaya?? liat di bawah ini :

1. cewe yg duduk dengan menjepit dengkul, ini berarti cewe tertutup biasanya bikin penasaran para cowo2 .. ƗƗɐƗƗɐƗƗɐ "̮

2. cewe yg duduk agak sedikit ngangkang ini biasanya dinamain cewe PoSesiF (Posisi Sering kena intiF)... wow lumayan!!!!

3. cewe yg sering sengaja buka tutup2 dengkul, yg ini namanya cewe RelatiF (Rela rela aja kalo di intiF) ... emang ada yah!!!! .ƗƗɐƗƗɐƗƗɐ "̮

4. cewe yg kalo duduk sengaja ngangkang ampe keliatan CD nya...ini cewe jgn salah ....ini cewe punya sifat NASIONALISME yg tinggi karna dia mau kasih unjuk sama semua orang, kalo DISINILAH TEMPAT LAHIR BETA...

◦°◦◦♡◦ђuåªђåªђåª◦♡◦◦°◦ ω̃̃ªªkkkk=)) ω̃̃☆ªkkkk:
Think before lending money to friends.... you might lose both :-xD

Sunday, May 20, 2012


Wartawan:"Kenapa konser Lady Gaga dilarang ?":>
Pejabat:"Karena tidak sesuai dengan budaya kita!" ;)
 
Wartawan:"Kenapa korupsi tidak dilarang ?"/:) 
Pejabat:"Karena itu sudah menjadi budaya kita" B-) 

Ĥª∂ª=)):p =-?Ĥª∂ª=)):p =-?Ĥª∂ª=)):p =-?Ĥª∂ª=)):p =-?Ĥª∂ª=)):p

Saturday, May 19, 2012

Never say I love you, if you don't really care...
never talk about feelings, if they aren't really there...
never touch a life, if you mean to break a heart...
never say you're going to, if you don't plan to start...
never look me in they eye, when all you do is lie...
never say hello, if you really mean good-bye...


relationships are not an exam to pass or fail, or even some sort of a competition to win or lose. 
what it is or should be is an overwhelming deep within your soul and felt with every single beat of your heart....a feeling in which you care for someone sometimes even more than you may care for your own self..

There's only so many times you can allow someone to let you down before you can't handle the disappointment anymore. 
When things change, people change. 
There's a point in life where you get tired of chasing everyone trying to fix things, but it's not giving up, you've got to do what's right for you, even if it hurts.

Missing someone special to you bring tears to your eyes, but remembering all the good times you had brings a smile to your face
Sorry my heart is closed for renovation... Be back when the damage has been repaired.
kita beLajar meLupakan seseorang yg meLupakan kita..
kita beLajar memaafkan semua yg menyakiti kita..
kita beLajar untuk jadi yg terbaik untuk orang yg kita sayangi..

tapi satu hal yg tak bisa kita pelajari yaitu :
"harus beLajar tersenyum di saat org yg kita sayangi, menyayangi orang Lain"

•ℒℴνℯ
 

Thursday, May 17, 2012

Don't just ignore the effort of a person who tries to keep in touch. People get tired. It's not all times that they hold on.
Have you Tried Saying you are Ok
but you are not?

Pretending to Understand
but you don't?

Acting like you are Busy
but in Reality you are Lonely?

Convincing people that you just want to be Friends
but what you Really want is more than friend?

When you know that he/she has somebody else
n you pretend that it doesn't hurt
but it Really Hurts bad inside?

When you say you have moved on,
but the truth is you are just still waiting?

When you say you are over with him/her,
but you know you still Love him/her?

When you say you can't Relate with this message,
But you Really do.......Am I right
all that's what Life is........
Many stones you will find on your path,it's up to you what you make from it, a BRIDGE or WALL....
Behind my smile is a hurting heart.
Behind my laugh, I'm falling apart.
Look closely at me and you will see,
the person i am... isn't me.


-o0o-

 
There are people who always keep what they .. feel.
They still smile though it .. hurts.
They pretend to be fine even if they're .. not.
They seem to be strong even if they are almost .. dying.

Do you know what's hard to say at this moment ??

That sometimes, I'm one of them........ !!!!

Quotes by Bruce Lee

Sometimes no matter how many poems , love songs or quotes we post, do not express our feelings enough and we just have to sit back and feel our feelings for ourself
At some point, you will realize that you have done too much for someone. That the only next possible step to do is stop. Leave them alone. Walk away. 
It’s not like you’re giving up, and it’s not like you shouldn’t try.
It’s just that you have to draw the line of determination from desperation. 
What is truly yours will eventually be yours, and what is not, no matter how hard you try, will never be.

The worst feeling is when you are being compared to someone else.
 I don't want to be the 'better' or 'worse' version of someone else. I just want to be me.
“We all have good and bad inside of us. It's what side we choose to follow that defines who we really are."

~ J.K. Rowling ~
Need a friend? Text me. 

Need a laugh? Call me. 

Need money?! This number is no longer in service...
If he misses you ,
he will call you don't go wondering if he saw your missed call or not !

If he wants to see you ,
he will make a plan with you , don't go chasing after him !

If he loves you ,
he will make sure you know don't go digging in his deep inside !

If he believes you are the one ,
he will find you and will never let you go .

STOP analyzing his behavior, STOP doubting his intention.
DON'T ring twice.

♥♥
Life is like a book. 
Some chapters sad, some happy, and some exciting. 
But if you never turn the page... you will never know what the next chapter holds.

-o0o-

It’s time to take your life back from the people that are causing you pain and making you unhappy. 
This is your life and you are the author of your story. 
If you’re stuck on the same page.. just remember that at any moment, you have the power to write a new chapter.
just sharing info, hati2 lah bila wanita pergi berenang jgn sampai cerita ini terulang pada anda....

Seorang wanita keluar dr kolam renang,tiba2 pengunjung ber suit2,wanita itu melihat kebawah, :O

astaga.,. Baju renang bikininya merosot copot.. ter gesa2 dia asal ambil papan utk nutupin...:$
Pengujung ber teriak2 liat ada tulisan dipapan: "Hanya laki2 boleh masuk"...#:-s

Wanita cepat buang papan itu dan ngambil papan yg lain, pengunjung makin ketawa, dipapan tertulis: "Dewasa Rp 100.000 rombongan Rp 50.000"...3-|

Wanita itu makin panik dan ngambil papan lain, pengunjung makin rame,ada tulisan: "Daerah berbahaya kedalaman 2meter,anak2 dilarang masuk"....X_X

Pesan moral :

Hati2lah kalau berenang, bawalah selalu pakaian renang cadangan utk jaga2 bila tak mau peristiwa ini terulang pd anda.
=))•˘Ħăª˚⌣˚Ħăª˚⌣˚Ħăª˘•=)). =))•˘Ħăª˚⌣˚Ħăª˚⌣˚Ħăª˘•=)).

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Seorang anak remaja merengek-rengek minta diizinkan memakai mobil papanya hanya untuk membeli dua botol minuman kesebuah toko yang tidak begitu jauh dari rumahnya, tapi papanya tidak memperbolehkannya karena masih belum cukup umur.

Papa: "Nak...,untuk apalah kedua kakimu yang diciptakan Tuhan, kan tokonya dekat..?"

"Satu yg kiri untuk nginjak kopeling, satunya lagi yg kanan untuk nginjak gas dan rem, Pa..!", jawab anaknya tak mau kalah.

Papa: @@..#$^%&^& (sambil ngelus dada)