This is a leaked document from a US Intelligence that an American CIA agent in China sent back to headquarters yesterday:


China exhibits signs of collapsing. All factories stopped work,all shops closed their doors, Government offices have all stopped, Shares not trading, the wealthiest have dragged their family  from their homes and  gone overseas, locals busy buying rations n foods, most houses doors display red notices verses of seeking n begging, social disorder with people generally not doing anything except drinking n gambling the young n children going around in groups begging for money, the whole country seem to have  collapsed......."

CIA HEADQUARTERS REPLY: Idiot! They are celebrating Chinese New Year!